Wait, what?!

Ok, so it's been a while.  I appologise, I appologise, I have just been busy.

You know, studying and all that stuff.

In more interesting news, Kelly's birthday was on Friday.  So we had a lovely night out in which I decided to get full-on Hannah drunk, accidentally flash someone, and look like an anime character.  The pictures will be up soon ;D  I know you're all very excited.  Tomorrow, we are drinking some of the many beers we bought Kelly and throwing her birthday cake (which has become rather...mouldy, for lack of a better word...) out of the 3rd floor window.  Onto unsuspecting Chinese people.  SUCCESS.

So what did the night consist of?  Shots.  Lots. Of. Shots.  Still cost us only £40 each for 8 HOURS *read it and weep bitch* of drinking shots and cocktails.  Who says China isn't awesome?  I also ended up on the back of someone's bike going to withdraw more money haha.  I have bruises everywhere, good times, good times.  Kelly wore a reggae hat and compared herself to an angry duck, I fell over, Hari hurt his hand, and Fifi...well, we sort of lost him for a while we're not sure what happened.

So good night all round.  The pictures will tell the full story, I promise.

But anyway, I feel MUCH better about being here now.  Yes, yes, I may have missed a class this morning, but I was TIRED.  And the damn alarm didn't go off, I only woke up at 8:20 and we have to be in class at 8:50 THAT IS NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR A SHOWER DAMNIT.  China is warm and I was sweaty and gross.  I went to class at 10:40 though :)  And I made NOTECARDS.  Look at all this effort I am putting in.

Things that make me HAPPY about China:

-Taxis that are cheap

-Cheap food (£11 for a massive steak and chips :D)

-Awesome clothes

-My ORANGE hair hehe

-My awesome contact lenses

-Dumplings

-Bao (like...buns with a filling...idk how to explain it haha)

-My hooker shoes

This that make me UNHAPPY (read: emo) about China:

-Lack of William Martin Shaw! <--VISIT ME DAMNIT

-Lack of all people from back home really :/

-Lack of DECENT bread

Yeah, bread is a big issue for me.  I found coffee though.  Coffee, coffee, coffee....COFFEE! 

I'm going to go though...I think it's better for all of us.

Oh, and if ANYONE knows of a tattoo/piercing place in Beijing that is clean, LET ME KNOW.  I need a new nose ring and labret bar...I'm living with improvisations here >.<'''